Touchy Subject     Let’s just say that today’s subject is bit touchy. I’m a little nervous about this one and some people may say that I’m crazy, delusional and most likely on some kind of drugs. When I told my wife what I was going to write about this week she just said, “Moron.” I was excited because she must really like me today. Usually she calls me ‘mentally challenged’, to be politically correct. Okay… Here I go… What’s this crap of the Bison male cheerleaders only doing the number of push-up equal to the number of points the Bison have just put on the scoreboard? C’mon guys… No testicular fortitude? Ya… I’m calling you out. If you go to a Division I Big Ten game, you will definitely see the guys cranking out the number of push-ups the respective team has on the scoreboard, not the number of points just scored. Do we need to get into game condition? Do we have a severe arm injury? Did the back go out again? Or are you guys (as Arnold would put it) girly-men? At the next home game, I’m seriously considering finding a flat piece of floor and doing the damn things myself…. And I’m pushing forty years of age with a gut three the size of these guys down on the carpet. As a matter of fact I’d hate to be one-sided in this argument, so maybe the female cheerleaders should be doing these push-ups too. Na…. My wife wouldn't do a push-up so how can I expect these young women to do push-ups? But seriously, it’s time for these little weenies (male cheerleaders) to stand up to the plate and do their part for the Bison football program. After all, I’d love to count to fifty-two… At least, I think I can….     The Beach Bunnies are heading to California this weekend to catch some rays and do some surfing…. And I’m betting that once the SDSU football team gets a wiff of Aggies’ players RB O.J. Swanigan and WR Kevin Freeman, the Jacks will wish they were really on the beach. The lone hope for SDSU rests with junior quarterback Brad Nelson who must charcoal the Davis secondary for the Jacks to be successful. Over the last few years, the Bunnies haven’t experienced the speed the Aggies bring to the field and if you don’t have your shoes laced and tied at the very beginning of the game, the score can get out of hand in a hurry. So do the Jacks have a chance…. Okay, yes…. But not this Saturday and not against this Aggies football team, especially at Toomey Field… UC Davis 38, SDSU 24.     Now that we’ve got the Game of the Week out of the way…. We can discuss the important stuff. Bison Football…. The Bison travel the ‘friendly skies’ to Greeley, Colorado this upcoming Saturday to battle the Northern Colorado Bears. Let’s quickly break down this match-up…. The Bears have home field advantage…. The Bears are comfortable with the thin air at Nottingham Field…. The Bears were picked by both the GWFC coaches and media to win the inaugural Great West Football Conference Championship…. The Bears return experience at QB, WR, LB and DB…. The Bears male cheerleaders probably do push-ups to match the Bear’s points on the scoreboard. The Bison are coming off a lop-sided win over Valparaiso…. The Bison return experience at OL, QB, RB, WR, DE, LB and DB…. Are the Bison really a top-level DI-AA football team? The Bison are the Bison….. So what’s my take? Close…. Very Close. So close that the Bison will probably win this game on a Stauss to DelaBarre pass as the final seconds tick off the clock… NDSU 28, UNC 27.