What My Wife Won't Let Me Buy II    This column is yet another example of having too much time on my hands.... As a glimpse of the 2006 Bison football season approaches over the horizon, it's time once again to take glance at new tailgates products available over the internet. The 2006 tailgaing season promises to be a great one... And here are some products that will provide you and your guests a lifetime of tailgating memories. Break that credit card out because it's time to do some shoppin'. Right? Honey? I know you read this....

	Inflatable Speakers.... Here's a piece of technology that's a load of hot air - and all the better for it. They are Cebop Pop inflatable speakers, a solution to anyone wanting big speakers that are easy to carry around. When inflated, the Cebop Pop speakers stand around 260mm high, they'll just pop in your bag. The company claims the sound quality is better than conventional portable speakers, which don't allow for much range and have a hollow, "tinny" sound. Retail $34.95.
	Drill Blender.... The Boatblender is a totally portable blender attachment for YOUR cordless drill/power driver. For best results we recommend a drill with about 1100 plus RPM - A typical Dewalt, Makita, Porter Cable 12V or greater. The Boatblender comes with all necessary hardware including a 32oz. Sports Mug to blend the best margaritas. Order your Boatblender today and be the envy of the tailgating lot. Also perfect for those company Golf outings or the Jimmy Buffett Concert. Retail $29.00
	Hitch Bottle Opener.... Add a bottle opener to your trailer hitch. Is your hitch just sitting there doing nothing while you are busy tailgating? Well, put it to good use as a bottle opener with this fun and functional hitch cover. This beautifully-made piece features a 24K gold plated opener. Installs in 15 seconds and includes a rattle-proof gasket. Specify 1.25" or 2" hitch when ordering. Retail $14.99.
	Dakota Style Chicken Cooker.... Twice the Chicken (Twice the beer!) Double the fun! Our new Dakota Style beer butt chicken cooker features perches for two beer cans (and chickens!) plus spikes for grilling corn, potatoes, onions, peppers, etc.! Retail $14.95.
	The Bleacher Blanker.... The Blanket you can wear! Our new double layer arctic fleece "hooded" blanket provides warmth on your lap or under you seats. Better yet, slip it over your head and wear it poncho-style. Both sides feature a hand warming pouch and you can select two colors to match your favorite team. The Bleacher-Blanket is extra long for full coverage and cushioned seating. One Size fits all! Machine washable and dryable. Retail $62.95.
	Seat Cushion with Flask.... Pull up a chair - or take a pull from your chair! This stealth, dual-purpose stadium cushion keeps you comfortable in the stands while storing over 3 cups (750 ml) of your favorite beverage. The water-resistant foam cushion houses a flexible flask, which easily supports an adult's weight. Grab the integrated handle, find your seat, unzip the hidden valve, and enjoy! Easy to clean and refill. Available in yellow/white, red/black, red/white, orange/white, navy/white, maroon/black, and camo. Retail $32.95.
	Ceramic Drunk Chicken Heads.... Dress up your beer butt chicken with our new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rotisserie to dress it up! Choose from three versions.1) The Malibu - one Cool looking chicken 2) The Bug-Eyed Chicken - perhaps he is wondering where the beer can went? or 3) The Southwestern Chicken from South of the Border complete with Sombrero and mustache! Retail $14.95.
	Gas Powered Blender.... Tailgating parties aren't complete without the "Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender". It comes with an unbreakable Oster blender jar and a Mountain Safety Research aluminum fuel bottle (for gas mixing/fuel storage). This powerful blender will start any party off with a bang. Powerful enough to whip up a batch of your favorite blended drink faster than you can say" Dos Margaritas por favor!" Retail $275.00.

So there you have it folks... Some new tailgating stuff to make your 'little woman' go crazy with delight. These items and other must-have tailgating goods are available from fine stores across the Internet. Hey, just another way for you to keep up with 'The Jones Family' or maybe stay one step ahead....